Hey, if this were your website you’d be home by now.

Tired of pseudo sites claiming to be in association with or approved by me, the real Chandler Bolt?  Want to talk about me without people thinking you’re making a reference to the ’90’s NBC sitcom FRIENDS?  Do you wish you could live vicariously through someone whose anecdotes are the result of bad decision making and a detrimental lack of self preservation?  Well, you have come to the right place.

Oh, hello there.  I didn’t see you come in.  Probably because this is a website and for the record, I’m currently nowhere near a computer.  I’m probably off on some fabulous film set or lounging on some beach sipping virgin mai tai’s with really attractive women.  Obviously I’m at a computer right now, typing these very words, however, the moment I publish this page I’m off to do really interesting things.

Aside from said interesting things I’m also a brilliant writer (duh), producer, and film making type guy.  Here are a few videos I’ve made for reasons that may or may not become evident in viewing them.

Every once in a while I’ve been known to bust an occasional mad flow. Here’s a brief example.

Also there’s this other guy named Chandler who is totally not me just acting like a complete fool in blog form.

So I figure by now you must be incredibly impressed with yourself for getting to the bottom of my homepage. Good for you and just so you know I’m not some insecure weirdo, hellbent on giving you the impression I’m way more interesting than I am, here’s some random things I’ve done in my past.

I have,
Been a zoologist, a movie projectionist, an events coordinator, an actor, voice over talent, a book seller, helped build the worlds largest escort service, played stand up bass in a jazz band, smashed my face in a major bike accident, refinanced homes, bred anacondas, bungee jumped, been tattooed at a 24 hour tattoo parlor, built a home from the ground up in Mill Valley, performed in front of an audience greater than 1000, dodged shots from John Ratzenberg’s b-b gun, squatted in a haunted warehouse, gone spelunking, worked a printing press, won a freestyle battle, managed an independent coffee shop, been eaten by zombies, briefed the secret service, toured Alaska with NPR, been held at gun point, won 100 dollars with a lotto scratcher, performed in a wedding band, met most of my role models, broken my hand, pinkie, big toe, ankle, left arm, and nose. Twice..